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Hello all (yes I'm talking to you, that one person who accidentally clicked on the wrong Google link and is now too bored to click the 'back' button)

Been a few weeks (months... oh, details), sowwy. Thought it was about time for a blurb though!

Have decided that despite February being the super-bad-luck-charm for moi (or so it would seem thus far), 2010 is going to be a great year. There will be big changes, good and bad, and lots of scary risk-taking, and maybe even a little bit of amazing thrown in there.

Okay, so TV land related... SPN got renewed *wohoo* and made it to their 100th episode *wohooo*. Precious is nominated all over the place (although I'll admit I wasn't nearly as impressed with the movie as by the trailer, not to say it wasn't a good film with some fantastic acting). The Hurt Locker people slipped some illegal marketing for the Oscars, but that's ok because it's still awesome and I love Kathryn Bigelow (Director) *crosses fingers very hard*. Oh, and I still haven't seen Avatar, so... still clueless of the blue people.

And the Lovelybones is getting painful reviews, say it ain't so!!

Oh well, we shall see... All in good time!

xoxo

'City of God' meets the border?

What would you risk for love, for a better life, for a dream?

Hit or miss? Sundance seems to approve so, who knows, might be a stunning piece of art. Or it might be another beautiful and well done repeat of an old story. Either way, intrigue...

Sin Nombre Trailer



xo xo

Preciousness!

Right, so in the excitement for the new year we spent some quality office time youtubing new trailers, and I came accross this little gem below! Can't believe I've been so out of the news-loop I almost missed this!
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'Precious', from director Lee Daniels and based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire (screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher), follows an overweight and illiterate teen who's knocked up with her second child (by daddy dearest no less). The trailer shows Precious (played by Gabby Sidibe, newcomer on the acting scene but with an academy nomination gleam in her eye already) trying to find her way in the world, and find some love for herself and her baby. And it's just a little bit heartbreaking!
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Oh, and try to ignore 'Oprah Winfrey' and 'Mariah Carey' flashing accross the screen though, if it makes you feel better.
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Have a look, bound to be a big teary-eyed hit (even if it might not gross out that big, predictions still have it leaving a heavy mark on the radar).
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Precious Trailer (2009/2010)

The women and the massive fail...

'The Women' got a lot of loud voices raised while it was being shopped around. Even Nikki @ DeadlineHollywood.com started posting about how it should be released, and eventually it seems to have had some good luck. And I'll admit I was curious. Here was another 'power-chick-flick' being promoted to us with loads of references to the 'Sex and the City' franchise, fun quirky trailers and name dropping.

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But heaven knows what Diane English was smoking when she did this. Because it was far from good. Or quirky. Or all that funny. It was actually (no offence, heaven knows I probably couldn't have done it better) kinda painful... :(

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The plot basically follows Meg Ryan's character as she finds out her big-shot husband of x-years is cheating on her. She finds herself getting advise from her girlfriends (Jada Pinkett Smith, Debra Messing, Anette Bening) and gets more and more conflicted until she snaps, finally chases her dreams, makes up with the friends she threw bitch-fits on, and sorta... well, lets stay spoiler free. But to sum it up, anything you predict about ten minutes in will probably happen, and it'll be cringe-worthy watching it un-fold.

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The script is weak, the dialogue is messy and cliched. While all the actors and actresses in here are amazingly talented and brilliant folks they all seem to be either mis-cast or not have enough concrete time/material to find their role. And it makes even the cheesiest SatC lines look brilliant in comparison.

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Too short, too fluffy, too predictable. And anything with substance is pushed through almost nervously fast, as if staying focused on something specific or deep would wreck the humour...

Although, on the plus side Meg Ryan is always intriguing to watch and, to her credit, she does bite her teeth into the role. And Sylvia's (aka Anette Bening) line of "I am the man I want to marry!" is quite perfect. Still, it's kinda a bummer to see a starry all-women cast in this 'power' flick fall so short.

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On a happier note, there's 'Women in Trouble' by Sebastian Gutierrez to look forward to, about eight different women (from strippers to... well, more stippers) in trouble of all sorts. It looks like either a massive fail or a quite funny hit of an indie, but most importantly it looks intriguing (on a budget tho)... Who knows, maybe it'll at least give some more laughs to the 'power chick' theme.

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Trailer below (ps Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in it too! How can that go all wrong?)

'Women in Trouble' (2009) official trailer below

OMG, just shoot me, it's reality TV!

Ugh! I can't believe it, but I'm falling for 'Keeping up with the Kardashians'.
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There's something dirty about even saying that sentence!

But then again, it's (sorry gals) a lot more intriguing than The Hills or that City romance Bromance smush. It's cringe-worthy but interesting seeing this family go crazy, manage businesses, and grow up. And maybe it's just a tinsy bit of a guilty pleasure seeing the fabulouse 'K' sisters running into the ups and downs of having their own stores, the day to day 'living in your twenties' crazyness, and all the jazz that comes with it.

Ok, I admit it. I'm hooked! Surely there're worse things, right?

Plus, I adore Khloe's straight forward comments!

Stop looking at me with those concerned raised eyebrows people!!!!

xo

P...oetry?

'Something'

I just want something to matter.
Is that so ghastly?
Can't we just wait...
Stop, think?

Is there no time left for that?

I think maybe we took too much for granted.
You, me?
Too much time to kill, moments to waste.

Of course, when they told us we had none left,
you laughed, and said 'isn't that just the way...'

Time is mine and yours to disregard
I wish somehow the tolling arms
would care to know
about the tears that slow their pace

It's not real though, this moment
it's just one in a million.
All those other seconds still ticking by.

Just because the only one that mattered to me stopped.

I'll miss you too.
Isn't that just the way...



xoxo
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Collage

So, for today's 'tick off the list and feel at least somewhat creatively useful' results, what do ya'll think of my mini collage?

xoxo

Striptease, TV land, and Twittering

Stumbled accross this 'guide to scriptwriting' website the other day, and it had two main pieces of advise to offer-


1) get used to rejection & re-writes (often not your own, but suck it up). It'll happen a lot, and just know that the directors vision will most probably look wildly different from your own.


2) There are a lot of ways to make quick cash to pay the rent while suffering through the rejections. But do not. Under any circumstances. do. Striptease!


I found it quite funny that the next page I opened was listing female scriptwriters currently working on some great projects. Including oh, you know, Diablo Cody (Juno), Raelle Tucker (True Bood), and Sera Gamble (Supernatural). Two things all women have in common? They're fierce writers and have all at some point made money by taking off their clothes.


Not saying it's the way to go, or that it's a bad idea, just a little midnight intrigue moment.


Oh, and this twitter business? It's insane! You can literally find the most random people and they'll be putting their entire lives out there for you to follow. It's strangely intriguing, and possibly somewhat disturbing.


I see the update to the website now - Rule no 3) Do not, under any circumstances, give out your creative ideas via Twitter. People. Will. STEAL!


Oh, but then there's the now infamous 'Shit my dad says' which, I'll admit, is disturbingly addictive & hilarious. Can't 'wait to see what they make of it if it really does hit the small screens!


xoxo

Lusse Christmas buns

Oh for fudge's sake!

I just realized it will be a christmas without snow OR Lussekatter!!!

For those of you who remain clueless as to what miraculously amazing thing Lussekatter is, I wish to inform you all that you suck and need to go slap yourselves... right now! Because you are helping spreading a massive and dangerous disease commonly referred to as UNAWARENESS!

Or let me put it in simpler terms; Lussekatter are quite possibly the most important Christmas invention since Fudge Chocolate Cake. And while some of you might potentially argue fudge chocolate isn't particular to Christmas, I would like to inform all of YOU that chocolate is particularly relevant to absolutely all holidays. And other days. And nights. And anywhere else it fits.

Lussekatter, however, are Christmas treats. That may rule parts of Scandinavia during December. We don't have polar bears but we certainly have saffron with raisins on top.

Oh, somedays I do miss those long icy dark days...

xoxo

Whatever happened to Betty?

Whatever happened to Ugly Betty?

Remember when she was all the hooplah, and everything from Billboards to Gino to crazy fashionable poncho wearing Beckhams were obbsessed with TVs latest sweetheart?

I hear rumors that they are indeed still on air. Which means someone must be watching. Which in turn means they must still be churning out some form of storylines. But then Eastwick came along and... either Rebecca Romjin has a twin with a flair or that's Daniel's brother-turned-sister (should I still have a spoiler warning for any newcomers to this?)?

And didn't Daniel at some point get a son? And that guy.. from Harpers... And that teeny bop series ages ago! With the glasses? Henry!! No, wait... Was that his name here too? Right, anyway, didn't he get preggers with missy red hair from Glee (love her bthw! she must sing more!)? And Gino left for some reason. Maybe to go back to making dead people look creepily pretty on TV? No? And the Mead matriarch started a new mag and someone froze someone elses sperm to get preggers and get a part of the company? Oh, and there was Kiss, right?!

Okay, well, anyways, my point is how did this show fall so far and fast? I mean, Desperate Housewives is apparently doing great still, with planes from Lost crashing in and renewals of contracts for years and years! And speaking of Lost... Time travel? Really!!? And Grey's is... well, anyway, Betty was so sweet and quirky and funny and different. How come they didn't take?

Is the poncho no longer funny? Or did Betty get too pretty in her makeover ala network style?

xoxo

LMAO!

...and I hate that 'word'! But anyways...

Haha, just got this link sent over to me and it actually took me a while to realize who he was! But anyways, enjoy the power of tweets and a carefully structured plan of taking over the world through minions here!

Some select quotes from the man with the plan of world dominance through chocolate and minions (aka Mischa Collins) -

"So we need a name 4 our war that both boosts recruitment & maintains the element of surprise. I propose: The Mint-Chocolate Experience."

"Why does everyone dread prison? I played more shuffleboard in a week than I had in a decade. I asked to stay on, but they needed the bed."

Rihanna on 20/20 - It's never ok to hit someone...

Rihanna's 20/20 interview is available (all thre HQ parts) on youtube, check it out. Heavy stuff, regardless of what you think of the show and how it was promoted...

Domestic abuse is never all right. Hitting a woman (or a man, or a kid, or anyone) in rage or otherwise is never ok. And there's never a reason that justifies any abusive actions, there's just not. And those who actually strike, or defend this behaviour, need to desperately grow a bloody pair. Just saying...

xo

Pink bras and f-words

Another day of filming, off 'work' time though. Did a comedy sketch (or a heap of em really), including a crazy little gem featuring two grown men in bed with pink bras, Amsterdam-hooker-style make up, and lots of strange blackberry marketing placements.

I'm assuming this won't qualify them for an endorsement deal though.

Anyway, should be good fun seeing the finished thing on screen, even though the script sorta fell short half-way due to pouring rain and failing spirits towards the end of the day. It's to go with a big stand-up comedy act though, so I'm thinking what we got will hold.

Back to the exhaustion... Sunday night and I've only just realized I spent my only two free days running around like a mad woman. At least the wallet is thicker (i.e. can afford a cuppa tea tomorrow morning...).

xo

How do you like your eggs?

I know it's an old piece, but here's some Banksy from his Bristol exhibition anyhow...

It's just so everyday, and so... intriguing for lack of better word.

SPN Catchup

The love of fans...

Imaginarium of Doc Parnassus trailer...

Shouldn't really require that much of an intro.

Heath Ledger's final role is about to hit the screens on Oct 16th, in the form of 'Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus'. Trailer below. It's the love & magic...

Gentlemanly bastards...

Oh for fucks sake!

I’m gonna quote a text I just sent off

“Fucking Brit boys and their fucking brit fucking ways! I swear, they all get sent to gentleman fucking school for boys to pass Dick 101. ALL OF THEM!”

That pretty much sums it up... As far as, you know, emotion goes.

I’m sorry but, did Shakespeare really screw you up quite that much? I mean, I refuse to believe that the only reason Romeo paid Juliet much attention was due to her cleavage and the mystery that was her ass. Then again, I suppose it was an even bigger mystery then... But he bloody died for...

Oh never mind!

My point is that there is a whole other Shakespearean issue to deal with now – the Gentleman. The very british tea sipping, door opening, somewhat pompous, and head-held-bloody-high Gentleman. May he rot!

As one of my guy friends so eloquently put it-

“Here I’ll get that.”

“Oh, no really, I can open my own door” *happy sarcasm*

“Hah, you do know WHY guys really open doors don’t you?”

Cue blank stare from myself.

“Well, there's really only one reason... Come on, we wanna be able to check out the gal’s features... You know. “

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“ Your bod!” As if this was the most obvious thing since 2+2=4...

Somehow I think that sums up the case pretty well.

Xo xo

PS. Don’t get me wrong, there’s no feministic rally-and-burn-your-bras bull in the above! I’m just saying, we’re all humans... still... unless the Gentlemen are a different species? Hmmm... I could buy that!

Adoration

Zoey Deschanel & Joseph Gorden-Levitt dance and rob banks!

Mr Welling and the tights! (and the cape...)

Old rumours, I know, but it seems like Season 9 (!) of Smallville will be the magic one involving the cape, the logo, and the... Oh, hang on. Apparently he'll be looking more like Neo than Superman! Looks like the man in blue tights is going for the frosty black and silver look, and with a trench coat to boot (have they been watching the angels over at Supernatural again? Tsk tsk guys...)!

At least that's what the 'Blue Tights network' are reporting off the Comic Con 09 Smallville panel, and the teaser from the new season. Gough & Millar, what's going on here?

Other exciting news included Welling confirming he’ll be stepping up to the role of exec producer this year. Dude’ll take over the show at this rate! Not saying that’s a bad thing though, he seems quite comfortable in the role. Nine years on the same show will do that to you.

Hey, at least they’re letting him fly around these days! ... Aren’t they? And, while I admit to not be quite up to speed with this (come on, no Lex?!), hasn't he... donned the cape, sort of, before? Or at least promised to do so? Someone, please, fill me in here!

Xo

Nail polish

Black. Neon green. Purple. Red. Really red. Slightly red. Really very pretty red. Not really all that red...

They come in all different colours (and shapes... not sure why), with the same intent. If you can't afford a spa treatment, or stress therapy, you sit your ass down and paint those toe/finger nails for a good ten minutes, and you'll be frustrated enough by the colour slips not to care about your rent being overdue.

Okay, so maybe they serve multiple purposes for different people. Like flip-flop season. You want to show off your pretty toes. Or avoid blatant staring at the feet you haven't taken care of for the past year or so because your back just bloody aches and you really can't be bothered to care.

Anyways, it's another one of those girl inventions that just serve no real life or death purpose, is frankly quite pointless and time consuming, but can also be quite fun. Not to mention, there is still something oddly sexy about a man in punk rock mascara and black nails. I... really don't know where that comes from. Oh well.

Other such inventions, these more purely created to complicate our lives, include eyebrow tweezers, rouge, and pens to pain back the eyebrows you just tweezed away. Really? No, really?!

The worst part is that to some extent I get it. I'm doing it (not the painting back eyebrows part! just to be clear), so clearly I must either be as crazy as the rest (which is probably not the strangest proposition of the year) or there is a point to it. In all blatant honesty, I do it because my self esteem has crumpled under too many glances at Cosmopolitan, and too many 'Oh, damn girl, loving that make over!' upon brushing on some mascara.

In a world where anything above size zero recieves intense scrutiny (or your co-workers concernedly talking to your boss about your chocolate eating habits increasing when you size 1,5), and pretty plus skinny plus blonde equals job opportunities, well it's bound to have SOME questionable effects on the psyche of half the population.

But nevertheless, for some odd reason that was not the point. I actually find myself liking nail polish. It is sort of like those bright red shoes. You know the ones... it attracts a different kind of attention, if done right. Raised and questioning eyebrows even, and that I cannot resist! So neon purple with blue tinges, here I come! Thank heavens for colour clashes ;)

xo